I'm Back!

*sounds of laughter*

Search and Destroy. It was easier than I thought. The standards for jounin's has fallen pathetically low. They were so easy to manipulate. At least they provided me with some much needed entertainment. I got to use my art to my heart's content, not to mention that huge crater I left behind, Leader did say search and destroy.

*sounds of laughter*

I wonder what I missed while I was away...hmmm, maybe I should ask Itachi 

*chuckles*

I wonder if I can coax him to wear that collar I have...

Cloud, I hope you have a spare bed somewhere because your bed is no longer in one piece...actually I blew it up. It was a project I was working on, your bed just happened to be in the way. Oh, and about your bookcase...as Grave said, there's a whole load of books in the library so I'm sure its no big loss.

*Loud Thumping Noise heard in the Background, and Deidara turns around ignoring the fact that  he's still recording*

Damn it Itachi!! Can't you give me one MINUTE!!

*clears throat*

Sepiroth, have you ever heard about keeping your dirty little secret in your closet? Well, let's just say, you probably shouldn't open my closet anytime soon. I'm keeping a certain shinobi tied up in there.

*mutters to self*

Hmm, maybe that was too much information...I wonder how you make this crap private? *more muttering*

Oh, well. Okay, time to teach Itachi whose boss. *dark laughter is heard before recording is cut*

*sound of something crashing into the laptop followed by sounds of laughter*

I just wanted to touch you, un. No need to hit me with that ice breath of yours.  

*sounds of someone getting up off the floor*

Look what you made me do? *points at fallen laptop*

You're only too lucky that I like you, otherwise, I would have roasted you by now. You know its been weeks now and no one has come to claim you. *loud snickers are heard* Not that anyone knows you're here.

Hmm, I guess that means your MINE! My very own dragon. *grins*

MINE, MINE, MIN--HEY!

*transmission is cut off as the laptop is hit with ice breath*

*jubilant laughter*

I love playing with those creatures from the Evil Forest, un! They are so much more fun than I first thought. I even get to use my C-2 clay!

*light snickers*

Those wild creatures sure go crazy when I use my bombs, I wonder why?

"It was fun playing in the Evil Forest, un. With all the monsters and dragons there, how could it not be? Maybe this school isn't as dreary as I first thought."

*sounds of laughter*

"I can definitely learn to enjoy my time here with so many interesting creatures the school has to offer... hmm, I wonder if the teachers already closed up the barrier? I better go and check, fast!"

*fast steps grow louder before the voicepost is sent off*

*sound of someone plopping on the bed*

"This school is so boring...ugh. I looked around everywhere and I still didn't find a single ounce of inspiration for my art, un."

"If this keeps up...I don't care what Leader-sama orders were, I'm outta here. I'm sure he'll understand that I can't work under these conditions. The same monotony is going to drive me crazy!"

*a creaking bed is heard as someone moves around then stands up*

"I'm done with looking for inspiration, if I can't find it, then I'll make it, un!"

*fast footsteps are heard as someone quickly draws closer*

"Soon, I'll be creating my masterpieces again."

*low chuckles are heard before the post is turned off and sent*

*sigh*

My Earth Element isn't giving me any more clay. I already stored about a year's supply of clay, but I wanted more.

For the moment, I've taken a break from my art. I need to find a source of inspiration before I can create anything.

But where am I supposed to find inspiration in such a dreary school, un?

*sighs again*

I guess I'll just have to look.

Damn Itachi! Why did he have to stand next to that vase, un!

No wonder my Light elemental powers went crazy after the antique blew up. These damn spurts of white light keep pouring out of my body. It's really annoying especially when I'm busy working on my art, which is the one good thing that has come out of all of this.

Like the Light element, my Earth element has also become unpredictable. Though with some interesting results.

I have more clay than I could ever hope for!! 

...But my masterpieces keep blowing up unexpectedly. It seems the clay is unstable, un. But that is the least of my concern. Actually, I kind of like this new development, it makes my art much more interesting, and--


*an explosion is heard nearby*


Hmm, it seems one of my roommates just got a brand new window.


*a devious laugh is heard*


Maybe I should grace the other two with new windows as well. I wouldn't want to give the impression that I have a favorite.


*dark chucking is heard as the voice post is cut off and sent*

I don't understand why Leader-sama sent that Weasel!!

Ugh, I hate the bastard, un!!! 

Mark my words Itachi. You will respect my art by the time you leave here!

*a loud thunk is heard as someone tosses a suitcase into the closet*

Finally reached my room... but I wonder who my roommates are?

*the sound of someone un-crumpling a piece of paper is heard*

Says here they're Cloud, Fayt, and Verius...hmmm

*the sound of munching can be heard in the solitary room, before 3 soft thumps (spiders) hit the ground*

Go and check who these guys are.

*an audible plop can be heard as someone falls onto the bed*

They're going to take a while. I suppose I can introduce myself. My name is Deidara and I'm a third year in Fenrir House in Millenial Decay Dormroom. Above all, I'm an artist. So if your an artist too, we are going to get along, un.

Here's my schedule.

( schedule )

 We'll I'm off to explore this poor excuse for a school. Maybe I can find some beauty in this ugly place, if not I'll just make it, un!

*the sound of someone walking closer to the laptop is heard*

See ya.

*the voice post is sent*

Hmm, I don't like this school--it's ugly, un.  

*laughs*

What this school needs is some REAL Art!

*munchy noise*


Katsu!


*Bang! ...an explosion is heard in the background*


Ah, a new doorway, un.


*crunch, crunch, crunch...he steps over the rubble and peers through the new doorway only to find stunned students on the other side*


Ah, potential art pieces, un.


*smiles*